...and you live in the Glasgow area... then I know a place where you can go...
That's maybe why he's sending that well known Scotsman Wee Willie Hague, another failed Tory leader, to Glasgow to lecture us in his superior English way.
Presumably we will be told about the hundreds of thousands of embassies and consulates that litter every corner of the globe, and which are there just to serve you when you are abroad (as long as you have a title). Scotland couldn't afford one in every country in the world.
|Don't forget; wherever Wee Willie goes, |
the wicked old puppet mistress is always pulling the strings
There's bound to be a piece about how much clout we won't have.
It will almost certainly be a load of bollocks.
So, if you're in Glasgow and you've nothing much else to do, go and welcome the wee soul. As a Tory he'll feel a bit lonely otherwise and Glasgows a frightening place if you are all alone.
Just one thing though... unless you want to see the wee soul cry, don't ask him about Robert Gates' speech...